A horrible thing happened the other day.

Horrible.

Little Timmy sat in front of the television, a bowl of popcorn on his lap and a remote control gripped tightly in his hand. “So You Think You Can Dance,” the hit show on Fox television, finally came on, and Little Timmy could not have been happier. He spent his days dreaming about how he wanted to be a dancer, and he knew when he grew up that he would get his big break on this show.

A contestant danced on television, and then the judges critiqued her. She was given excelent scores, and then, in all of her excitement, she fell on the floor in a swoon. Little Timmy became excited himself, standing up and tossing a handful of popcorn into the air. Little Timmy felt so enthralled by the woman’s performance, he decided to watch it again, and then, to make her moment of joy even more cinematic, Little Timmy hit the slow-motion button on his DVR.

That’s when it happened. Little Timmy saw the woman’s vagina(NSFW).

Little Timmy dropped his bowl of popcorn and his remote control, inadvertently pausing on the upskirt shot, and started to cry, scream, and wail.

His sister, Little Sally, ran into the room to help Little Timmy. When she saw what was on the screen, she also started crying and embraced her brother, screaming “It’s horrible!!!” Their parents stormed in, saw the upskirt shot and what damage it had done to their children’s psyches, and decided then and there to destroy the television. Little Jimmy’s father got a crowbar from the garage and began smashing the television’s screen, blotting out the vagina from view. The glass flew everywhere and the whole family cheered him on. Little Jimmy’s father tore the television off the wall and dragged it outside by the power cord, swinging it around and around and smashing it on the pavement, eventually letting it rest next to the garbage can.

Little Jimmy and Little Sally would never have to see a vagina ever again.

Excuse me, while I go gouge out my eyes.

(Please note, that the only way anyone could have seen this upskirt shot was with slow-motion and an intent to see it. People are too wrapped up in trying to censor seventeen pixels to realize the biggest problem with the broadcast of this show is the fact that it’s a stupid reality tv show about dancing. I don’t have a problem with dancing, just reality tv. OK, I don’t like dancing, either. Whatever. Don’t be so pushy.)

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As for today’s comic strip, I started doing this at my old job. I would ask someone to play hangman and put this phrase at the bottom. As I drew it, I drew a cat hanging instead of a man.

Enjoy!

-Josh