Have you ever had the urge to do something totally irrational? You know you would never do it. You know it’s not something you ever logically desire to do. It’s just the sudden urge while wandering around in your daily life.

These are some of the things I have considered doing for a split second, while at peace with the world, without ration or logic, in the past:

Taking out the garbage Parkour style from our second story apartment.
Ordering a Russian bride online and having her sent to my brother’s house.
Putting “Yes, Please” on my tax forms when it asked for sex.
Stealing one of those BIG rolls of toilet paper from public bathrooms, just because it was loose.

And with that, I present you with today’s comic “That Stabbing Feeling.”